Orange: Hey, hey, Kiwi! Hey, hey, Kiwi! Hey, hey, hey, Kiwi! Kiwi!
Kiwi: What?! What is it, mate? I'm trying to read the paper!
Orange: (mocking Kiwi's accent) What happened to you voice, mate? (laughs)
Kiwi: Hey! I'm a kiwi! I'm from freakin' New Zealand!
Orange: Oh! That Explains the accent, and the boomerangs!
Banana: We told you, we're bananas!
Kiwi: Accent? I don't have a (hiccup) accent.
Orange: What's a hippo accent?
Kiwi: It's (hiccup) not a hippo. It's a (hiccup)!
Orange: Whoa, Sounds like a hungry hungry hippo! (laughs)
Kiwi: It's (hiccup) it's not funny!
Orange: What's the matter Kiwi? You looked all choked up! (Laughs)
Kiwi: Stop It! Aw man, I don't feel so (Hiccup) good! (Hiccup)
Orange: You ok?
Kiwi: (Hiccups 15 times while the others are talking)
Orange: What the hecks going on?!
Banana: Oh no, everybody watch out! HE'S GONNA BLOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orange: What the?
Orange & Banana: (Scream)
Pear: What the heck was that?
Passion Fruit: Seriously, I heard that in the other-(Looks at kiwi) OH MY GOD!
Orange: That was Kiwi! He had the hippos!
Banana: Hiccups! He had the hiccups, you idiot!
Pear: What?! Aw man, that's scary!
Orange: What are you talking about?
Passion Fruit: You mean you've never heard of what happens when a fruit gets the hiccups?
Orange: Uh, no.
Passion Fruit: First: The hiccup. Then...they...they...they...
Pear: They explode!
Orange: (Laughs) That's the most rediculous thing I've ever (Hiccups) Uh oh.
Pear calls 911
911 Operator: 911 What's your emergency?
Pear: Uh, yeah, we got an orange with a case of the hiccups here.
911 Operator: Uh, please say again?
Pear: I said we have an orange with the hiccups.
911 Operator: Oh No! You're screwed! (Screams)
Pear: Uh, alright I'm out of ideas.
Passion Fruit: Look everybody the important thing here is to just, stay calm.
Everyone except Passion Fruit: (Screams)
Passion Fruit: No no no no! Everybody just shut up! We are not going to freak out.
Orange: That's easy for (Hiccups)you to say! You don't have a exploding (Hiccups) in your belly!
Pear: Dude, it's not a hippo.
Orange: It's an exploding hippo!
Passion Fruit: Listen to me orange, do you want to get rid of your hiccups?
Passion Fruit: Then you have to do exactly what I tell you.
Passion Fruit: Ok. It's really simple. All you have to do is take a deep breath, and hold it for 30 seconds.
Pear: What! No that never works! I always heard you have to stand on your head and cross your eyes.
Banana: Shouldn't he be humming?
Banana: I always heard that all you have to do is hum the star spangeled banner! Works every time!
Passion Fruit, Pear, & Banana: (Arguing)
Orange cannot be balanced on his head and topples over into the wal and blacks out.
Passion Fruit: Orange?
Passion Fruit: Can you hear me?
Pear: Wake up, Orange!
Passion Fruit: Orange!
Orange: Woh! Who turned off the lights?
Pear: Dude you crashed and blacked out!
Orange: I did? Then why am I still Orange?
Passion Fruit: Orange, do you hear that?
Banana: Yeah, his hiccups! They're gone!
Passion Fruit: Yeahhhhh!!!!!!!
Orange: YAY! (Hiccup)
Passion Fruit: Oh no!
Orange: Aw. I'm sorry guys, I never thought I'd get the hiccups and go boom! (Hiccups)
Passion Fruit: Orange! It's not your fault!
Pear: Yeah! It could happen to anyone! Look at Kiwi!
Orange: I know! (Hiccup) He's Everywhere! (Laughs)
Passion Fruit: We've got to figure out a way to stop them!
Pear: Oh no! They're getting worse by the second!
Orange: (Hiccup) Help (Hiccup) Me (Hiccup) (Hiccup)
Banana: You know Orange? I know we just met and all but, we're really sorry this is happening to you Orange. You seem like such a great-
Suddenly the sound of glass tingling
Banana: What was that?
Banana 2: I don't know. Kind of sounded like a-
Suddenly the escaped gorilla from the zoo appears and takes bananas and eats them.
The gorilla runs way
Orange: Woh! That guy doesn't monkey around! (Laughs)
Pear: How did that thing get in here?
Orange: Poor Boomerangs! I don't think they'll come back from that one! (Laughs)
Pear: Ok, we get it, enough!
Orange: I wonder why they didn't give him the slip! (Laugh)
Passion Fruit: Oh my god, Orange! You're hiccups!
Orange: What about them?
Passion Fruit: They're gone!
Orange: Wow! Gorilla must have scared them away!
Orange: Yay! Woo-Hoo!
Pear: Now thats what I call a close- (hiccup) Aw crap.