Orange: Hey, hey, Kiwi! Hey, hey, Kiwi! Hey, hey, hey, Kiwi! Kiwi!

Kiwi: What?! What is it, mate? I'm trying to read the paper!

Orange: (mocking Kiwi's accent) What happened to you voice, mate? (laughs)

Kiwi: Hey! I'm a kiwi! I'm from freakin' New Zealand!

Orange: Oh! That Explains the accent, and the boomerangs!

Banana: We told you, we're bananas!

Kiwi: Accent? I don't have a (hiccup) accent.

Orange: What's a hippo accent?

Kiwi: It's (hiccup) not a hippo. It's a (hiccup)!

Orange: Whoa, Sounds like a hungry hungry hippo! (laughs)

Kiwi: It's (hiccup) it's not funny!

Orange: What's the matter Kiwi? You looked all choked up! (Laughs)

Kiwi: Stop It! Aw man, I don't feel so (Hiccup) good! (Hiccup)

Orange: You ok?

Kiwi: (Hiccups 15 times while the others are talking)

Orange: What the hecks going on?!

Banana: Oh no, everybody watch out! HE'S GONNA BLOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Orange: What the?

Kiwi explodes.

Orange & Banana: (Scream)

Pear: What the heck was that?

Passion Fruit: Seriously, I heard that in the other-(Looks at kiwi) OH MY GOD!

Orange: That was Kiwi! He had the hippos!

Banana: Hiccups! He had the hiccups, you idiot!

Pear: What?! Aw man, that's scary!

Orange: What are you talking about?

Passion Fruit: You mean you've never heard of what happens when a fruit gets the hiccups?

Orange: Uh, no.

Passion Fruit: First: The hiccup. Then...they...they...they...

Pear: They explode!

Orange: (Laughs) That's the most rediculous thing I've ever (Hiccups) Uh oh.

Pear calls 911

911 Operator: 911 What's your emergency?

Pear: Uh, yeah, we got an orange with a case of the hiccups here.

911 Operator: Uh, please say again?

Pear: I said we have an orange with the hiccups.

911 Operator: Oh No! You're screwed! (Screams)

Pear: Uh, alright I'm out of ideas.

Passion Fruit: Look everybody the important thing here is to just, stay calm.

Orange: (Hiccups)

Everyone except Passion Fruit: (Screams)

Passion Fruit: No no no no! Everybody just shut up! We are not going to freak out.

Orange: That's easy for (Hiccups)you to say! You don't have a exploding (Hiccups) in your belly!

Pear: Dude, it's not a hippo.

Orange: It's an exploding hippo!

Passion Fruit: Listen to me orange, do you want to get rid of your hiccups?

Orange: Duh!

Passion Fruit: Then you have to do exactly what I tell you.

Orange: Ok!

Passion Fruit: Ok. It's really simple. All you have to do is take a deep breath, and hold it for 30 seconds.

Orange: Ok!

Pear: What! No that never works! I always heard you have to stand on your head and cross your eyes.

Banana: Shouldn't he be humming?

Pear: What?

Banana: I always heard that all you have to do is hum the star spangeled banner! Works every time!

Passion Fruit, Pear, & Banana: (Arguing)

Orange cannot be balanced on his head and topples over into the wal and blacks out.

Pear: Orange.

Passion Fruit: Orange?

Pear: Orange.

Passion Fruit: Can you hear me?

Pear: Wake up, Orange!

Orange: Woh!

Passion Fruit: Orange!

Orange: Woh! Who turned off the lights?

Pear: Dude you crashed and blacked out!

Orange: I did? Then why am I still Orange?

Passion Fruit: Orange, do you hear that?

Banana: Yeah, his hiccups! They're gone!

Passion Fruit: Yeahhhhh!!!!!!!

Pear: Yeah!

Orange: YAY! (Hiccup)

Pear: Aw.

Passion Fruit: Oh no!

Orange: Aw. I'm sorry guys, I never thought I'd get the hiccups and go boom! (Hiccups)

Passion Fruit: Orange! It's not your fault!

Pear: Yeah! It could happen to anyone! Look at Kiwi!

Orange: I know! (Hiccup) He's Everywhere! (Laughs)

Passion Fruit: We've got to figure out a way to stop them!

Pear: Oh no! They're getting worse by the second!

Orange: (Hiccup) Help (Hiccup) Me (Hiccup) (Hiccup)

Banana: You know Orange? I know we just met and all but, we're really sorry this is happening to you Orange. You seem like such a great-

Suddenly the sound of glass tingling

Banana: What was that?

Banana 2: I don't know. Kind of sounded like a-

Orange: GORILLA!

Suddenly the escaped gorilla from the zoo appears and takes bananas and eats them.


The gorilla runs way

Orange: Woh! That guy doesn't monkey around! (Laughs)

Pear: How did that thing get in here?

Orange: Poor Boomerangs! I don't think they'll come back from that one! (Laughs)

Pear: Ok, we get it, enough!

Orange: I wonder why they didn't give him the slip! (Laugh)

Pear: (Sigh)

Passion Fruit: Oh my god, Orange! You're hiccups!

Orange: What about them?

Passion Fruit: They're gone!

Orange: Wow! Gorilla must have scared them away!

Everyone: Yay!

Orange: Yay! Woo-Hoo!

Pear: Now thats what I call a close- (hiccup) Aw crap.