Orange: Hey Apple! Apple! Hey! Hey Apple! Hey! Apple! Hey Apple! Hey Apple! Apple! Hey! Hey Apple!

Apple: What? What? What is it?!

Annoying Orange: Orange ya glad I didn't say "Apple" again? (laughing)

Apple: Yeah, yeah. That joke was funny the first 400 times you said it.

Annoying Orange: Hey Apple!

Apple: What?

Annoying Orange: You look fruity. (laughing)

Apple: Yeah, th-that was hilarious.

Annoying Orange: Hey! Hey, Apple!

Apple: What?

Annoying Orange: Can you do 10 push-ups in 10 seconds?

Apple: What kind of question is that? I don't even have arms. How am I gonna do 1 push-up?

Annoying Orange: Hey!

Apple: What?

Annoying Orange: Hey Apple!

Apple: What?!

Annoying Orange: Can you do this? (tongue flips)

Apple: No!

Annoying Orange: (after stopping) Try it!

Apple: No! Stop it

"(Orange continues)"

Apple: Okay, you've made your point. Stop it!!

(Tongue flip continues)

APPLE: WOULD YOU PLEASE BE QUIET?!?! For cryin' out loud, would you stop yammering for longer than 3 seconds?! I can't even hear myself think!! AAHH!!


Annoying Orange: Hey, Apple!

Apple: WHAT?!?!

Annoying Orange: Knife.

Apple: Huh? (slicing sound) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Annoying Orange: Ooh. Ah. I-I warned you. Ow. That looks like it hurts.


Annoying Orange: Tried to warn him.

(long silence)

Annoying Orange: Hey, Pear!

Pear: Oh, God.

(The screen goes black with a text on the screen reading "Created by Daneboe, @ 2009")

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