Blinky: *eats Pacman* Pack your bags, Pac-Man!
Ghost #1: All right! Woo-hoo!
Ghost #2: Nice one, Blinky!
Ghost #1: Yeah! Two (lives) down and one to go!
Blinky: What the?
Orange: *flashing* Flashing, flashing, flashing....SOLID! *laughs*
(The episode card comes up with the ghosts chasing Orange)
Ghost #3: Is it just me or is there something different about Pac-Man?
Ghost #2: Nawww, that's just your nerve's talking.
Ghost #3: I don't know. Just look at him.
Orange: Ooh! Tic-Tacs! *eats one* Mmm. Minty! *laughs*
Blinky: I don't care what he looks like, he's going down!
Ghosts: Yeah! Go get him.
- Blinky goes down to Orange, who is quite a long way in eating Tic-Tac's*
Blinky: Alright Pac-Man. You know the drill.
Orange: Pac-Man? I'm an orange.
Blinky: Yeah, and I'm a ghost, so you better....
Orange: You're not a ghost, you're a policeman.
Blinky: I'm not a cop.
Orange: Then why're you working undercover? *laughs*
Blinky: I'm a ghost, you moron!
Orange: Oh! Then I bet you know my friend Boo!
Blinky: Boo? Boo who?
Orange: Geez, you don't have to cry about it! *laughs*
Blinky: That's it....
- Orange runs off and eats the dots*
Blinky: Come back here!
- Orange gets a big dot. Blinky turns into a blue, sad ghost. Orange begins chasing him*
Orange: Woah, Officer Boo. Where'd you get the Snuggie? I want a Snuggie!
Blinky: Leave me alone! Noooooo!
- Orange eats Blinky and earns 200 points.*
Orange: Woah, no wonder he ran away. He didn't have any guts! *laughs* Hey! More tic-tacs!
- Blinky returns to base*
Blinky: DARN IT!
Ghost #1: (sarcastically) Nice one, dude.
Ghost #2: I think it's time to make the odds a little less fair!
Ghosts: Yeah, all right!
- The three remaining ghosts come out. Blinky stays in base*
Orange: Oh, oh ghosts! Over here!
Ghosts: There he is!
- Orange goes through the teleport tunnel and the ghosts change direction.*
Ghosts: Oh, there he is! Get him!
- Orange goes back through the tunnel and starts repeating faster and faster*
Ghosts: There he is. Oh, he's over there now. Can't we just split up?
Orange: Marco! Polo! Marco! Polo! Marco! Polo! Marco! Polo! Marcopolomarcopolomarcopolomarcopolomarcopolomarcopolo! *Laughs* Ohhhh, I don't feel very good.
Ghosts: GET HIM!
- Orange suddenly throws up every dot he ate in the game, causing the ghosts to die. He earns 1400 points*
Orange: Woah! Talk about eyeful! *laughs* Hey! More tic-tacs! *eats more*
Ghost #2: Hoooo, that was disgusting!
Ghost #3: I am not going back out there.
- Orange continues eating. He then gets an extra life*
Orange: Hey, it's me! I see you me!
Extra Life Orange: You're not me. I'm me!
- they both laugh*
Ghost #1: Ugh, I hate this new guy! Whatever happened to Pac-Man?
IN THE KITCHEN....
Pear: Okay. Shut up already. You've been making that same noise for three hours! I can't understand a thing you're saying.
Pear: Ugh...I give up!
- Dane Boe puts a pack of Strawberries on the bench*
Strawberry: Yo, strawberries in the house! What's going on?
- Pac-Man is so starving he immediatly rushes to the strawberries and devours them*