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Orange: Um..wait. Run that by me one more time.

Ginger: I already told you like a thousand times! Why don't you believe me!

Orange: But, you are, you know..

Ginger: A ginger?

Orange: Yeah.

Ginger: Well, gingers have souls.

Orange: Nu-uh.

Ginger: Do so!

Orange: Nope, you're thinking of nutmeg.

Ginger: GINGER!!

Orange: No!

Ginger: Yes!

Orange: No!

Pear: No? What do you mean, "no"?

Ginger: Who said that?

Orange: Hold on a second, I gotta take this. What's going on, Pear?

Pear: This stupid game isn't working! It's not giving me a Yahtzee!

Orange: That's not Yahtzee!

Pear: It's not?

Orange: No, its Scrabble.

Pear: It's not Scrabble, Orange.

Ginger: (groaning)

Orange: This isn't chess, is it?

Pear: No.

Orange: Is it Connect 4?

Pear: Connect 4? Really?

(Ginger screams and cut up by Daneboe's knife)

Orange: It's kind of looks like Connect 4.

Pear: It's not Connect 4!

Orange: It's gotta be shoots and Ladder.

Pear: No.

(Daneboe put down his knife)

Orange: Oooh! I know! It's checkers!

Pear: No! It's not!

Orange: Jenga?

Pear: No, it's not Jenga!

Orange: Oh, I know. Hey, let's ask ginger! Hey! Hey Ginger! (Gasps)

Knife: Hey, dudes! This..umm...isn't what it looks like.

Orange & Pear: (Screaming)

Knife: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not gonna hurt you little guy.

Orange: Yeah, tell that to Ginger!

Knife: Is that who this was? Man! Poor little fellow was really juicey.

Orange: Yeah, but it's not like he had a soul. (laughing)

Knife: What are you talking about? The dude was here, and now he's not! That's awful!

Orange: Actually, thanks to you, he's here and there. (laughing)

Knife: Dude, that was not funny.

Orange: You are real cut up. You know that? (laughing)

Knife: Well, I know what this looks like, but just because I'm a razor sharp strip of stainless steel, that doesn't mean I want hurt anybody.

Orange: Wow! I never seen the side of you for. (laughing)

Knife: I'm telling you, Orange, it's lonely been a knife. Every time I get close to someone, they wind up getting cut in half. Do you know what that's like?

Orange: Uummmmm....

Knife: This one time I juliended a tunacan in three seconds flat. It was awful!

Orange: Geez! Sounds like you're really on edge. (laughing)

Knife: What's so funny about that?

Orange: I guess you're not sharpest knife in the drawer aren't ya? (laughing)

Knife: Buddy, don't even get me started on those guys.

Other Knife: If my actomic number is 56. That my name is what?

Two knives: Barium.

Other Knife: Very good. No more easy ones, guys. Now, if a train leaves Baltimore...

Orange: Wow. And I thought you're a dull. (laughing)

Knife: Dull!? Who said I'm dull!?

Orange: I did. Just now.

Knife: Not too loud, man! You know what happens to a dull knife?

Orange: It goes on alot of first dates! (Laughing)

Knife: No, dude! It gets a little visit from, the Sharpener!

Orange: Ooooh! Is he like the equalizer?

Knife: No! A sharpener is harder than a rock. And you know what he does?

Sharpener: He sharpens little fools like you!

Knife: Who said that!?

Orange: Wasn't me.

Pear: Me either.

(pannel moves)

Pear: Aw, come on! That was totally a Yahtzee!

Knife: It wasn't me.

Orange: What about him?

Knife: Who?

Orange: Sharpener.

Knife: NOT AGAIN!!!

Sharpener: What's wrong, little guy? Think I'm gonna rub you the wrong way? Hahahahaha!

Knife: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (Screaming)

(Daneboe rubbed the knife in the sharpener)

Orange: Whoa! That guy really knows how to make a point! (laughing) Oooh! Ow!

Knife: THAT HURTS!!!!!

Sharpener: Now that was a close shave! Hahahahahah!

Orange: Wow. I almost feel bad for knife! Geez!

Pear: Hey, I think I finally got this stupid thing working.

Orange: Hey, what's going on, Pear?

Pear: I think it's trying to tell us something, Orange.

(panel moving)

Orange: What the? G-I-N-G. Ohh! Ohh! It's spelling Jenga!

(panel with lights moving)

Orange: What's going on?

(Ginger's souls appeared)

Ginger: See? I told you gingers have soul. Suck it, Orange!

Orange & Pear: (Screaming)

END

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