Pear: Man! Where is Orange? It's supposed to be a surprise party.
Lime: Well! Suprise! He never showed up.
Pear: Maybe he's stuck in traffic.
Lime: Bro, we live in a kitchen.
Pear: I can't believe it! It's his birthday party and he's not even here.
Lime: Uh, there is no one else here, dude.
Pear: Well, that's not true. Midget Apple made it.
Midget Apple: He means Little Apple!
Lime: Whoa! Where did that come from?
Pear: Midget Apple's inside the cupcake.
Midget Apple: Little Apple!
Lime: Why would you do that?
Pear: Well duh! It's a birthday party. He's gonna jump out of the cupcake and sing to Orange.
Lime: You don't do that at a birthday party!
Pear: You don't?
Midget Apple: Does this mean I can come out now? Hello? Hello??
Marshmallow: Hey! Sorry I'm late for the party.
Midget Apple: Hello?
Marshmallow: Hey! I'm Marshmallow. Will you be my friend?
Midget Apple: Get me out this cupcake and I'll be your best friend!
Marshmallow: Yay! Let's sing a song, best friend!
Midget Apple: Dude, I'm stuck in a cupcake!
Marshmallow: I don't know that song. I'll make one up.
(Marshmallow Sings & Laughs) Marshmallow's here. Orange is late. Dude, I'm stuck in a cupcake.
Orange: Hey, what are you talking about? I'm not late! I'm an Orange (Laughing)
Pear: Hey! You're here!
Pear, Lime, Marshmallow, & Midget Apple: Happy Birthday!!!
Pear, Lime, Marshmallow, & Midget Apple: Yay!
Orange: Happy birthday! Wait. Who's birthday is it?
Orange: Wow! I've never been to a birthday party before! What are we supposed to do?
Pear: It's your birthday, Orange. You can do whatever you want!
Pear: Totally, buddy.
Orange: Then I want to do target practice.
(Orange spits a seed at the balloons and they pop and fly around)
Orange: Bullseye! (Laughs)
Pear: Hey! I just bought- (Balloon hits pear and blows out air into his face)
Orange: Whoa! Double bullseye! (Laughs)
Pear: (Speaks in high-pitched voice) Not cool, dude! Not cool!
Orange: (Laughs) You sound like Marshmallow!
Marshmallow: Yay! Let's sing a song!
Pear: (In high-pitched voice) Stupid helium.
Lime: Guys! Why don't we just open some presents?
Midget Apple: Can we start with the cupcake?
Pear: (High-pitched) Orange. (Clears throat and speaks in normal voice) Orange, we all decided to pitch in and get you something you've always wanted.
Orange: Ooh. Is it a lazer-guided stud finder?
Pear: Uuh. No.
Orang: A hot tub filled with fondue?
Pear: No! That's gross! This is something you've always wanted. Remember?
Orange: Uuuhh. (In Orange's mind pear repeating "This is something you've always wanted" 2 times)
(Goes to flashback to a scene from Annoying Orange: Orange of July)
Orange: Ooohh. Is it my birthday?
Watermelon: No. It's not your birthday party.
Orange: I want my Wii pony. (5 times)
(Fades back to reality)
Orange: Ooh. It's a pogo stick. Yay!
Pear: Oh, for the love of- It's a wee pony!
Marshmallow: That tickles! Stop eating me pony! (Laughs)
Orange: Wow. He's pretty small.
Pear: Well, you wanted a wee pony.
Orange: He knows how to play Nintendo?
Pear: Wha- No. He's a pony.
Orange: Oh. Well, I wanted a pony that can play Wii!
Pear: Oh, for crying out loud.
Midget Apple: Hey! What about me? (Shows cupcake burning) It's getting hot in here!
Pear: Oh crap!
Marshmallow: Oh no! My best friend's on fire!
Pear: Quick! Blow it out before it burns Midget Apple!
Orange: What's Midget Apple doing in the cupcake?
Midget Apple: It's Little Apple!! Oooww!!!
(All blowing on the cupcake)
Midget Apple: Get me out! Get me out! Quick!
(The burning frosting blows on to Marshmallow's head)
Midget Apple: Phew! That's much better.
Marshmallow: Is it getting hot in here or is it just me? (Laughs)
Orange: Wow. Way to go, hot-shot. (Laughs)
Marshmallow: (Laughs then pony's butt get's caught on fire and kicks Marshmallow away and lands on Lime)
Lime: Whoa! Hey! Get off of me!
Marshmallow: Whoa. I can see my house from up here! (Laughs)
Orange: Wow. Talk about being the lime-light. (Laughs)
Pear: Yeah. Looks like Marshmallow is pretty high on life. (Laughs)
Orange: Thanks, everybody! This has been the best birthday ever! I just wanna say that- (Knife slice)
Knife: Hey, Orange! Sorry I'm late!
(Pear and Orange scream)
Knife: What? Guys, it's cool. I just wanted to drop by and say happy birthd- Oh crap.
(Zooms out and shows Lime sliced up under Knife and Marshmallow's head still burning)
Knife: I did it again, didn't I?
Marshmallow: Uh-oh, spagghetio's! (Laughs) (Pony jumps up and bites on marshmallow)
Marshmallow: Ow! Stop it! That tickles! (Laughs)
(End screen rolls)
Midget Apple: Uuh, guys? Can I come out now?