Pear: Man! Where is Orange? It's supposed to be a surprise party.

Lime: Well! Suprise! He never showed up.

Pear: Maybe he's stuck in traffic.

Lime: Bro, we live in a kitchen.

Pear: I can't believe it! It's his birthday party and he's not even here.

Lime: Uh, there is no one else here, dude.

Pear: Well, that's not true. Midget Apple made it.

Midget Apple: He means Little Apple!

Lime: Whoa! Where did that come from?

Pear: Midget Apple's inside the cupcake.

Midget Apple: Little Apple!

Lime: Why would you do that?

Pear: Well duh! It's a birthday party. He's gonna jump out of the cupcake and sing to Orange.

Lime: You don't do that at a birthday party!

Pear: You don't?

Lime: No!

Midget Apple: Does this mean I can come out now? Hello? Hello??

Marshmallow: Hey! Sorry I'm late for the party.

Midget Apple: Hello?

Marshmallow: Hey! I'm Marshmallow. Will you be my friend?

Midget Apple: Get me out this cupcake and I'll be your best friend!

Marshmallow: Yay! Let's sing a song, best friend!

Midget Apple: Dude, I'm stuck in a cupcake!

Marshmallow: I don't know that song. I'll make one up.

(Marshmallow Sings & Laughs) Marshmallow's here. Orange is late. Dude, I'm stuck in a cupcake.

Orange: Hey, what are you talking about? I'm not late! I'm an Orange (Laughing)

Pear: Hey! You're here!

Pear, Lime, Marshmallow, & Midget Apple: Happy Birthday!!!

Orange: Yay!!!

Pear, Lime, Marshmallow, & Midget Apple: Yay!

Orange: Happy birthday! Wait. Who's birthday is it?

(Title rolls)

Orange: Wow! I've never been to a birthday party before! What are we supposed to do?

Pear: It's your birthday, Orange. You can do whatever you want!

Orange: Really?

Pear: Totally, buddy.

Orange: Then I want to do target practice.

Pear: Uuh..Ok.

(Orange spits a seed at the balloons and they pop and fly around)

Orange: Bullseye! (Laughs)

Pear: Hey! I just bought- (Balloon hits pear and blows out air into his face)

Orange: Whoa! Double bullseye! (Laughs)

Pear: (Speaks in high-pitched voice) Not cool, dude! Not cool!

Orange: (Laughs) You sound like Marshmallow!

Marshmallow: Yay! Let's sing a song!

Pear: (In high-pitched voice) Stupid helium.

Lime: Guys! Why don't we just open some presents?

Midget Apple: Can we start with the cupcake?

Pear: (High-pitched) Orange. (Clears throat and speaks in normal voice) Orange, we all decided to pitch in and get you something you've always wanted.

Orange: Ooh. Is it a lazer-guided stud finder?

Pear: Uuh. No.

Orang: A hot tub filled with fondue?

Pear: No! That's gross! This is something you've always wanted. Remember?

Orange: Uuuhh. (In Orange's mind pear repeating "This is something you've always wanted" 2 times)

(Goes to flashback to a scene from Annoying Orange: Orange of July)

Orange: Ooohh. Is it my birthday?

Watermelon: No. It's not your birthday party.

Orange: I want my Wii pony. (5 times)

(Fades back to reality)

Orange: Ooh. It's a pogo stick. Yay!

Pear: Oh, for the love of- It's a wee pony!

(Horse nays)

(Marshmallow giggles)

Marshmallow: That tickles! Stop eating me pony! (Laughs)

Orange: Wow. He's pretty small.

Pear: Well, you wanted a wee pony.

Orange: He knows how to play Nintendo?

Pear: Wha- No. He's a pony.

Orange: Oh. Well, I wanted a pony that can play Wii!

Pear: Oh, for crying out loud.

Midget Apple: Hey! What about me? (Shows cupcake burning) It's getting hot in here!

Lime: Uh-oh.

Orange: Woah!

Pear: Oh crap!

Marshmallow: Oh no! My best friend's on fire!

Pear: Quick! Blow it out before it burns Midget Apple!

Orange: What's Midget Apple doing in the cupcake?

Midget Apple: It's Little Apple!! Oooww!!!

(All blowing on the cupcake)

Midget Apple: Get me out! Get me out! Quick!

(The burning frosting blows on to Marshmallow's head)

Marshmallow: Whoa!

Pear: Aah!

Midget Apple: Phew! That's much better.

Marshmallow: Is it getting hot in here or is it just me? (Laughs)

Orange: Wow. Way to go, hot-shot. (Laughs)

Marshmallow: (Laughs then pony's butt get's caught on fire and kicks Marshmallow away and lands on Lime)

(Marshmallow screams)

Lime: Whoa! Hey! Get off of me!

Marshmallow: Whoa. I can see my house from up here! (Laughs)

Orange: Wow. Talk about being the lime-light. (Laughs)

Pear: Yeah. Looks like Marshmallow is pretty high on life. (Laughs)

(All laugh)

Orange: Thanks, everybody! This has been the best birthday ever! I just wanna say that- (Knife slice)

Knife: Hey, Orange! Sorry I'm late!

(Pear and Orange scream)

Knife: What? Guys, it's cool. I just wanted to drop by and say happy birthd- Oh crap.

(Zooms out and shows Lime sliced up under Knife and Marshmallow's head still burning)

Knife: I did it again, didn't I?

Marshmallow: Uh-oh, spagghetio's! (Laughs) (Pony jumps up and bites on marshmallow)

Marshmallow: Ow! Stop it! That tickles! (Laughs)

(End screen rolls)

Midget Apple: Uuh, guys? Can I come out now?

Ad blocker interference detected!

Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.