NOTE: Beacuse Left 4 Dead technically has no script just a random phrase or quote said now or then, this technically isn't a transcript, but a list of assorted quotes used only in that certain campaign.

Bill Edit

  • "Ah hell, I think we gotta go through this tunnel."
  • [ Speaking to the Church Guy ] "Son, we're immune, we're tired, and there's infected in the damn woods, now cut out the shit and let us in!"
  • "We're as human as they come, son, I promise ya!"
  • [ When Francis calls him 'feeble old man' ] "Hey!" (Indignant)
  • [ When Church Guy starts ringing the bell ] "This guy is nuttier than candy bar shit."
  • "I don't believe this shit, we're arguing for our lives here with a damn mental moron!"
  • [ Rescue arrives ] "That's the boat, time to bug out!"
  • [ Rescue arrives ] "Alright the boat's here, let's go!"
  • [ Rescue ready ] "Run to the boat!"
  • [ Rescue ready ] "Get to the boat!"
  • [ Rescue ready ] "To the boat; MOVE!"
  • [ Rescue ready ] "Haul ass to that boat; RUN!"

Francis Edit

  • [ When entering the tunnel ] "Fantastic. A tunnel."
Bill: "Don't be an ass, Francis."
  • [ Noticing a sign warning of deer crossing at The Turnpike ] "Uh-oh, watch out! Deer around here."
  • [ To Church Guy ] "We're cops! Open up!"
  • "Man, I don't think that cop thing worked..."
  • "Let's see, I'm Francis, that's Grandpa Bill, and there's zombies out here! Open the goddamn door!"
  • Francis: "Have a heart, we got a helpless old man with us!"
Bill: "Hey!"
  • "I'm gonna tear that bell down and shove it up your ass!"
  • "Everyone but us is either a zombie or an asshole."
  • "Listen candy pants, we can make you open that goddamn door."
  • "If we live through this, I'm gonna frickin' KILL that guy!"
  • [ After Louis has stated that Riverside is a bust, and they should get to the river ]
Francis: "That's better than my plan."
Bill: "What was that?"
Francis: "I didn't have one."
  • [ When answering the radio in Death Toll ] "Attention boat owners! We are, uh, the cops! I command you to pick us up!"

Louis Edit

  • [ During "Church Guy" Scene ] "Mister, if one of us gets killed out here, I'm gonna shoot my way in there and beat you to death with my gun!"
  • "Sir, PLEASE! We're not infected!"
  • "If you ignore the crazy guy and the zombies, nice town."
  • "This must be the sewer drainage pipes"
    Francis: "How the hell do you know that?"
    Louis: '"Interesting true story: In 1975, the local township d-"
    Francis: "You know what? I just found out I don't care!"

Zoey Edit

  • [ After she or another Survivor has mentioned that Riverside held out ] "Unless anyone has a better plan, I say we head there."
  • "And of course the bridge is out..."
  • [ When the bridge in The Drains is down ] "We're good to go, come on!"
  • [ Approaching the empty house in The Church chapter ] "Oh, nice, a cabin in the middle of nowhere. I know how this movie ends."
  • [ When speaking to the Church Guy ] "What a dick..."
  • "You're not gonna just open the door? Really?!"
  • "Not a fan of creepy old train yards."
  • "The town's pretty quiet...I hope that means they killed all the zombies..."
  • "You know we can MAKE YOU open that door."
  • "Hey jerk-ass! Why don't you just open the goddamn door?!"
  • [ In Riverside ] "I always liked this main street."

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