NOTE: Beacuse Left 4 Dead technically has no script just a random phrase or quote said now or then, this technically isn't a transcript, but a list of assorted quotes used only in that certain campaign.
- [ When the plane crashes on the Runway ] "Bah - Jeezus..."
- [ When exiting out onto the runway ] "Keep it together, people! We're almost home free!"
- "Jesus H. Christ!"
- "That C-130 is nice flyin'."
- [ Rescue ready ] "Ev'ryone on the plane, pronto!"
- [ Rescue ready ] "Get to the plane!"
- [ Rescue ready ] "Into the plane; hustle it, people!"
- "This is the most sober I've ever been in an airport."
- "The sad thing is, this is only the second worst time I've ever had in an airport."
- "'God is dead', huh? Well join the damn club."
- "Don't everybody start the crane all at once!"
- "The whole damn city is on fire!"
- "It figures the only thing in the damn city NOT on fire is the one thing we need to burn down."
- "Let's get up that ladder!"
- "We oughtta get back on the rooftops."
- "Ah shit. That half-a plane ain't real encouraging."
- [ When starting the The Construction Site's Crescendo Event ] "Heh, hot shot."
- "Our dumpster's arrived. Let's go, girls!"
- [ When plane crashes on the runway ] "Holy shit!"
- [ Leaving Safe House in The Terminal ] "They really trashed this place."
- "Hey Bill, it's your favorite - stairs!" [ When they reach more stairs ] "Hey Bill, more stairs!"
- [ On seeing the statue of Atlas with the world on his shoulders in the airport lobby ] "Great. Ayn Rand International Airport." (Referencing Ayn Rand's novel Atlas Shrugged.)
- "We gotta take the stairs, sorry Bill."
- [ On seeing graffiti that says "God is dead" ] "Oh no! The zombies killed God!"
- "Through the offices!"
- "What do you call 5,000 infected lawyers?"
- "Hey Louis, all of these cubicles make you homesick?"
- "Louis, did you work in a cube like these?"
- "We can burn down this barricade."
- "So much for the easy way..."
- [ Upon seeing the outside of The Terminal ] "Oh God, Bill was right. They bombed the airport!"
- Francis: "Hey! I was the one who said that!"
- "Louis, your row isn't boarding yet."
- "Holy shit!"
- "Holy crap!"
- "Last time I was here the city wasn't so much on fire."
- "Hey Louis? Try not to get lost."
- "I wonder if this is more lost luggage than normal?"
- "I always wondered what was back here."