Orange: Hey! That's mine! Give it back!
Pear: No way! It's my whistling pinweel!
(Pear blowing the Whistling Pinweel)
Orange: You're an apple!
Pear: What is that, Orange? I can't hear you!
(Pear blowing the pinwheel)
Orange: Whoa! What's going on?
Evil Orange: Whoa!
Orange: What the?
Evil Orange: Orange! Oh, thank god I found you!
Orange: Who are you?
Evil Orange: Orange, I'm you. From the year 2053.
Evil Orange: I'm from the future!
Orange: Okay, wait. So, you're me?
Evil Orange: Yeah!
Orange: And your from the future?
Evil Orange: Yes!
Orange: Prove it!
Evil Orange: Orange, we don't have time! I have to warn you that--
Orange: Nope! Not listening till you prove it!
Evil Orange: So, the lightning, and me appearing from nowhere. That doesn't count for anything?
Orange: Couldn't been smoking beers.
Evil Orange: Well, I have my afishional 2053 drivers lissons with me.
Orange: That could be fake. Not confinced.
Evil Orange: I got this futuristic laser gun. (shot a laser gun)
Steve: (screaming & got killed)
Pear: Whoa!! Poor, Steve!
Evil Orange: Now you're convinsed?
Orange: Nope. Lame.
Evil Orange: Well, the only other thing I have with me was this glow stick.
Orange: Wha? The stick that glows? You really are from the future!
Evil Orange: That's what I've been trying to say!
Orange: Can I have a glow stick?
Evil Orange: No! Theres no time!
Orange: I'll trade you my new iPhone 4 for it!
Evil Orange: I don't ever want that. I have an iPhone 5012.
Orange: How bout my golf clubs?
Evil Orange: No!
Orange: I'll trade you Pear for it.
Evil Orange: No. No one's trade Pear for it! Just listen to me!
Evil Orange: Orange, I was sent here to protect you!
Orange: Protect me? From who?
Evil Orange: From an evil future space worlard that can moves things with his mind! If he kills you, then I'll never exist!
Pear: Wait. Why won't you exist?
Evil Orange: Because, I'm him!
Orange: I'm an orange.
Evil Orange: And I'm you! From the future!
Pear: So, why is he wanna kill you?
Orange: You mean, me.
Evil Orange: Because, I'm the only one that can stop him! But, I need your help!
Orange: How's that?
Evil Orange: Your a pesetion of the most powerful noun of demand! Poor, fruit!
Orange: Is it me?
Evil Orange: No. It's not you.
Evil Orange: It's the whistling pinwheel!
Evil Orange: It's the only device that can stop him! You don't know it yet. But, when use correctly, it can destroy anything.
Orange: I'll trade you for the glow stick.
Evil Orange: Deal!
Pear: No way! Pinwheel's mine!
Evil Orange: Darn it, Pear! Theres no time!
Orange: Yeah! Hand it over, Pear!
Pear: Nope. Can't hear ya! (blows the pinwheel)
Evil Orange: Come on! Give it back!
Orange: Pear! What are you doing?
Evil Orange: Come on! Give it to us!
Pear: (keeps whistling the pinwheel)
Evil Orange & Orange (arguing)
Orange: Guys! Stop it!
Evil Orange: He's coming right there!!
(??? grabs the pinwheel)
Evil Orange: No, he's got the pinwheel!!
(??? blows the pinwheel so it kills Evil Orange)
Evil Orange: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Pear: Who are you? Why'd you kill Future Orange?
(??? removes his mask and he appears to be Orange)
Orange: Hey, it's me!
Future Orange: You're an orange!
Orange: And you're an Orange!
Pear: And I'm confused.
Future Orange: I was sent here from the future to protect you from an evil space warlord!
Orange: That's what the last guy said.
Future Orange: Well, duh! He was an evil future. He was trying to trick you into thinking I was the space warlord when it was really him.
Orange: Wow! I'm really beside myself!
Pear: Oh, God.