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Orange: Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

Pear: No way! It's my whistling pinweel!

(Pear blowing the Whistling Pinweel)

Orange: You're an apple!

Pear: What is that, Orange? I can't hear you!

(Pear blowing the pinwheel)

Orange: (groan)

(electical appeared)

Orange: Whoa! What's going on?

Evil Orange: Whoa!

Orange: What the?

Evil Orange: Orange! Oh, thank god I found you!

Orange: Who are you?

Evil Orange: Orange, I'm you. From the year 2053.

Orange: What?

Evil Orange: I'm from the future!

Orange: Okay, wait. So, you're me?

Evil Orange: Yeah!

Orange: And your from the future?

Evil Orange: Yes!

Orange: Prove it!

Evil Orange: Orange, we don't have time! I have to warn you that--

Orange: Nope! Not listening till you prove it!

Evil Orange: So, the lightning, and me appearing from nowhere. That doesn't count for anything?

Orange: Couldn't been smoking beers.

Evil Orange: Well, I have my afishional 2053 drivers lissons with me.

Orange: That could be fake. Not confinced.

Evil Orange: I got this futuristic laser gun. (shot a laser gun)

Steve: (screaming & got killed)

Pear: Whoa!! Poor, Steve!

Evil Orange: Now you're convinsed?

Orange: Nope. Lame.

Evil Orange: Well, the only other thing I have with me was this glow stick.

Orange: Wha? The stick that glows? You really are from the future!

Evil Orange: That's what I've been trying to say!

Orange: Can I have a glow stick?

Evil Orange: No! Theres no time!

Orange: I'll trade you my new iPhone 4 for it!

Evil Orange: I don't ever want that. I have an iPhone 5012.

(toilet flushes)

Orange: How bout my golf clubs?

Evil Orange: No!

Orange: I'll trade you Pear for it.

Pear: Hey!

Evil Orange: No. No one's trade Pear for it! Just listen to me!

Orange: Fine!

Evil Orange: Orange, I was sent here to protect you!

Orange: Protect me? From who?

Evil Orange: From an evil future space worlard that can moves things with his mind! If he kills you, then I'll never exist!

Pear: Wait. Why won't you exist?

Evil Orange: Because, I'm him!

Orange: I'm an orange.

Evil Orange: And I'm you! From the future!

Pear: So, why is he wanna kill you?

Orange: You mean, me.

Evil Orange: Because, I'm the only one that can stop him! But, I need your help!

Orange: How's that?

Evil Orange: Your a pesetion of the most powerful noun of demand! Poor, fruit!

Orange: Is it me?

Evil Orange: No. It's not you.

Orange: Oh.

Evil Orange: It's the whistling pinwheel!

Pear: What?

Evil Orange: It's the only device that can stop him! You don't know it yet. But, when use correctly, it can destroy anything.

Orange: I'll trade you for the glow stick.

Evil Orange: Deal!

Pear: No way! Pinwheel's mine!

Evil Orange: Darn it, Pear! Theres no time!

Orange: Yeah! Hand it over, Pear!

Pear: Nope. Can't hear ya! (blows the pinwheel)

Evil Orange: Come on! Give it back!

Orange: Pear! What are you doing?

Evil Orange: Come on! Give it to us!

Pear: (keeps whistling the pinwheel)

Evil Orange & Orange (arguing)

(electrical entrance)

Orange: Guys! Stop it!

???: (breathes)

Evil Orange: He's coming right there!!

(??? grabs the pinwheel)

Pear: Hey!

Evil Orange: No, he's got the pinwheel!!

(??? blows the pinwheel so it kills Evil Orange)

Evil Orange: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Pear: Woh!

Orange: Ow!

Pear: Who are you? Why'd you kill Future Orange?

(??? removes his mask and he appears to be Orange)

Orange: Hey, it's me!

Future Orange: You're an orange!

Orange: And you're an Orange!

Both: (Laugh)

Pear: And I'm confused.

Future Orange: I was sent here from the future to protect you from an evil space warlord!

Orange: That's what the last guy said.

Future Orange: Well, duh! He was an evil future. He was trying to trick you into thinking I was the space warlord when it was really him.

Orange: Wow! I'm really beside myself!

Both: (Laughs)

Pear: Oh, God.

END

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