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(A light bulb flickers and Orange finds himself in a death trap)

Orange: Whoa! This isn't the kitchen. What's going on?

Jigsaw:(voice only) Hello, Orange.

Orange: Hey, I know that voice!

Jigsaw:(Appearing on the TV screen) I was hoping you and I could play another game.

(A light bulb flickers and Orange finds himself in a death trap)

Orange: Whoa! This isn't the kitchen. What's going on?

Jigsaw:(voice only) Hello, Orange.

Orange: Hey, I know that voice!

Jigsaw:(Appearing on the TV screen I was hoping you and I could play another game.

Orange: Yay! It's emo clown! Hey, are we gonna play Twister? That's my favorite game.

Jigsaw: No! The name of this game is Death Trap

Orange: Cool! What kind of Death Trap?

Jigsaw: Glad you asked

Orange: Ooo! Is it a water bed filled with piranhas?

Jigsaw: No!

Orange: Killer bees in a pinyata?

Jigsaw: No. That one never works.

Orange: Is it a drunk guinea pig with a chainsaw?!

Jigsaw: What?!

Orange: A drunk guinea pig with a chainsaw!

(The screen rolls to a crazy Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig)

Charlie: Die you bloody poofs! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

Jigsaw: No! How did that even get in here?!

Orange: Well? What trap is it then?

Jigsaw: Oh Orange, don't you see? The death trap... is you.

(Orange is left momentarily flabbergasted as the title rolls.)

Orange: I'm not a Death Trap. I'm an orange.

Jigsaw: No one was ever to escaped me! Except you. That's why I have chosen you to become my apprentice.

Orange: Apprentice? What are you? Donald Trump? (laughing)

Jigsaw: No. Today, you will help me by annoying my victim to death.

Orange: What are you talking about?

Marshmallow: Whoa! Where am I?

Orange: Whoa!

Jigsaw: Hello, Marshmallow! Want to play a game?

Marshmallow: Oh, yes! I love games!

Jigsaw: Everyone loves games.

Marshmallow: And I love everyone! Yaaay!

Jigsaw: Yes. Alright, Orange. You're time to annoy him to death has come. Now... begin.

Orange: Miss.

Jigsaw: No. Begin!

Orange: Nope! My turn! B2!

Jigsaw: What?

Orange: B3?

Jigsaw: No!

Orange: B5!

Marshmallow: Hey, you sunk my Battleship! Hehehehehe!

Orange: (laughing)

Jigsaw: (sigh)

Orange: Hey! Hey fluffy face! You look like a mini pillow! (laugh)

Marshmallow: Yeah, but you sound like a chipmunk riding a rainbow (laugh)

Orange: It's funny, cause I do. (laughing)

Marshmallow: (laughing)

Jigsaw: Everybody, shut up!

Orange: Jeez! Who caught up Jigsaws funnybone? (Laughing)

Jigsaw: No! Don't annoy me! Annoy him!

Orange: I'm an orange. You're a mime. Jigsaw so boring it's a crime. (laughing)

Marshmallow: (laughing)

Jigsaw: That's it! I see my apprentice requires further training. Let this be lesson, for both of you! (pressed the button)

Marshmallow: (knife on top) WHOOOOA!!

Orange: No! Not squeaky fun guy!

Marshmallow: Oh. That tickles! (laughing)

Orange: (laughing)

Jigsaw: Stop laughing!

Marshmallow: That tickles (Laughing)

Orange: Looks like the Donald's gonna take another stab at it!(Laughing)

Jigsaw: Come on, you stupid thing!

Marshmallow: Stop! Stop! (Laughing) Do it again! (Laughing)

Jigsaw: I knew it! I knew this thing wouldn't work! (Growls) Orange, you're fired!

Orange: Woh! You really are the Donald! (Laughs)

Jigsaw: And you Marshmallow, you're roasted!

Jigsaw presses th button and a fire lights under Marshmallow.

Marshmallow: Woh! I feel all gooey! (Laugh)

Orange: Marshmallow, you're a real hot-head now!

Orange & Marshmallow: (Laughs)

Jigsaw: STOP LAUGHING!

Marshamllow: Woh! You really lit a fire under me! (Laughs)

Orange: Hey! Hey stop it Donald! I don't think he can take any smore! (Laughs)

Jigsaw: That's it! I'm out of here! I can't take it anymore! (Turns off tv) I need to get a new job...

Orange: Where's Jigsaw going? We're just getting warmed up. (laughing)

Marshmallow: (laughing)

Graham Cracker: (Looks at Chocolate) Well, thank goodness, they scared that guy away. I didn't like where this whole thing was headed.

(Charlie Screams)

Graham Cracker & Chocolate: (All Screaming)

END

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