Orange: (Sticking Out Tongue) I taste delicious! (Laughing)
Pear: Would you knock it off, dude? That's disgusting!
Liam the Leprechaun: *appears* Ah-Ha!
Orange: Whoa! Jolly Green Giant! You're back!
Leprechaun: That's right, annoying pile o' pulp, I'm back! And I'm angry!
Orange: Why? Because you have a SHORT temper? (Laughing)
Leprechaun: Listen up, you annoying pile of citrus! You're the most annoying thing I've ever met, and I'm here to teach you a lesson!
Orange: Oooh! Is it a skiing lesson?
Leprechaun: No! Not that kind of lesson!
Orange: How about juggling?
Leprechaun: NO! Grr! This is the type of lesson where I show you what it's like to be annoying!
Pear: Uh, yeah. Good luck with that.
Leprechaun: Oh my? What's this is in me pocket? (searches)
Orange: Ooh, is it a pinwheel?
Orange: A whistling pinwheel?
Leprechaun: NO! It's not a pinwheel! Where is it.....
Orange: Pot of gold?
Leprechaun: *finds a sparkly pile of dust* Ah-ha! Now Orange with a POWDERY BLAST, you better get ready to meet your match! *blows the dust to Orange and Pear*
Orange: Ooh, sparkly! Hahaha....
- Orange and Pear are transported to a boxing ring*
Pear: Where are we?
- Liam appears*
Announcer: And welcome back to the main event, let's go live in-board to the host!
Leprechaun: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! TONIGHT'S THE FIGHT BETWEEN THE TWO MOST ANNOYING THINGS....IN THE WOOOOOOOOOORLD!
Orange: Yay, go Pear!
Pear: Dude, he's not talking about me.
Leprechaun: When the fight is over, only one can stand as the most annoying....in the WOOOOORLD! In the orange corner, hailing from the kitchen, weighing in at 5 ounces, the Ceasar of Citrus, the Prince of Puns, the Annoying....OOOOOOOORANGE!
Orange: Thanks for the hand, I don't have any! (laughs)
Leprechaun: And in the blue corner, hailing all the way from Nebraska, weighing in at 120lb, the Sultan of Shrieking, the Overlord of Obnoxious, FRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEDDDD!
- Fred appears*
Fred Figglehorn: HEY ORANGE! HAHAHA! *shrieks*
Orange: Did someone just put a chipmunk in a blender?
Leprechaun: Alright boys, when the bell rings, I want you to annoy the life outta each other until one of you can't handle it any longer. Okay? OKAY? LET'S GET IT ON!
Orange: Wow, your favourite food must be Scream of Wheat. (laughing)
Fred: Hey Orange! YOU LOOK FRUITYYYYYYYYYYY HAHA!
Orange: Well, at least I'm not a vegetable! (laughing)
Fred: Well you know what? Your teeth are so yellow that traffic slows down when you smile! HAHA! *shrieks*
Leprechaun: That was a good one Fred. Suck it Orange!
Orange: Hey! Hey Fred!
Orange: Are you a dermatologist?
Fred: No, why?
Orange: Because you're really getting under my skin. (laughing)
Pear: Atta boy Orange, give it to him!
Orange: Hey Fred! What's silent but deadly?
Orange: *farts and laughs*
Pear: That wasn't silent.
Fred: Oh yeah? How 'bout I sing outta tune! LA LALA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LALALA
Orange: I can do that to! Lalalalalalala!
Fred: Wooo! YEAAAAHHHHHH!
Orange: Lala lala la la LA, la la LA! (sticks out tongue and mumbles)
Pear: Uh, guys? *notices the annoying meters smoking*
Leprechaun: Hey now, take it easy you two! THESE ARE SENSITIVE DEVICES!
Leprechaun: NO! DON'T GIVE IT FULL POWER!
- glass ceiling breaks and falls on Liam*
Pear and Orange: Ohhhh!
- Pear and Orange are transported to the kitchen again.*
Orange: That was crazy!
Pear: You're telling me. If I had ears, they'd be bleeding.
Orange: Whew! Thank goodness it's over!
Pear: Ain't it the truth!
- Fred screeches in the background*
Orange: Hey, what was that?
- Fred appears on the counter*
Fred: Hey Orange! *shrieks*
Pear and Orange: *scream in shock*