(The Short Film Starts With Spongebob Eating McDonald's For Dinner)
Spongebob: Mmmmmm! It taste delicious!
Patrick: Would you knock it off, dude? The poop is disgusting!
Liam the Leprechaun: *appears* Ah-Ha!
Spongebob: Whoa! Jolly Green Giant! You're back!
Leprechaun: That's right, annoying pile o' pulp, I'm back! And I'm angry!
Spongebob: Why? Because you have a SHORT temper?
Leprechaun: Listen up, you annoying piece of s""t! You're the most dumbest thing i've ever met, and I'm here to teach you a lesson!
Spongebob: Oooh! Is it a skiing lesson?
Leprechaun: No! Not that kind of lesson!
Spongebob: Krabby Patties?
Leprechaun: Krabby Thing...no!
Spongebob: How about Funny?
Leprechaun: NO! Grr! This is the type of lesson where I show you what it's like to be annoying!
Patrick: Uh, yeah. Good luck with that.
Leprechaun: Oh my? What's this is me pocket? (searches)
Spongebob: Ooh, is it a pinwheel?
Spongebob: A skydiving?
Leprechaun: NO! It's not a skydiving! Where is it.....
Spongebob: Asshole' gold?
Spongebob: Oh Crap.
Leprechaun: *finds a sparkly pile of dust* Ah-ha! Now Spongeman with a POWDERY BLAST, you better get ready to meet your match! *blows the dust to Both Spongebob and Patrick*
Spongebob: Ooh, sparkly! Haha.
- Both Spongebob and Patrick are transported to a boxing ring*
Patrick: Where are we?
- Liam appears*
Announcer: And welcome back to the main event, let's go live in-board to the host!
Leprechaun: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! TONIGHT'S THE FIGHT BETWEEN THE TWO MOST ANNOYING THINGS....IN THE WOOOOOOOOOORLD!
Spongebob: Yay, go Patrick!
Patrick: Dude, he's not talking about me.
Leprechaun: When the fight is over, in the WOOOOORLD of Bikini Bottom The Yellow Sponge With Pants. SpongeBOOOOOOOOOOB........... Squarepants!
Spongebob: Thanks for the hand, I don't have any!
Leprechaun: And in the blue corner, hailing all the way from Nebraska, weighing in at 120lb, the Sultan of Shrieking, the Overlord of Obnoxious, FRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEDDDD!
- Fred appears*
Fred Figglehorn: HEY SPONGEBOB! HAHAHA! *shrieks*
Spongebob: Did someone just put a chipmunk in a blender?
Leprechaun: Alright boys, when the bell rings, I want you to annoy the life outta each other until one of you can't handle it any longer. Okay? OKAY? LET'S GET IT ON!
Spongebob: Wow, your favourite food must be Scream of Wheat. (laughing)
Fred: Hey Spongebob! YOU LOOK STUPID HAHA!
Spongebob: Well, at least I'm not a vegetable!
Fred: Well you know what? Your teeth are so yellow that traffic slows down when you smile! HAHA! *shrieks*
Leprechaun: That was a good one Fred. Suck it Orange!
Spongebob: Hey Stupid Chipmunk's Voice!
Spongebob: You are just a weirdo?
Fred: No, why?
Spongebob: Because you're really getting under my skin. (laughing)
Patrick: Atta boy Spongestupid, give it to him!
Spongebob: Hey Stupid Chipmunk Kid! What's silent but deadly?
Patrick: That wasn't silent.
Fred: Oh yeah? How 'bout I sing outta tune! LA LALA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LALALA
Spongebob: I can do that to! (singing)
Fred: Wooo! YEAAAAHHHHHH!
Spongebob: Lala lala la la LA, la la LA! (sticks out tongue and mumbles)
Patrick: Uh, guys? *notices the annoying meters smoking*
Leprechaun: Hey now, take it easy you two! THESE ARE SENSITIVE DEVICES!
Leprechaun: NO! DON'T GIVE IT FULL POWER!
Patrick: Stop it!
- glass ceiling breaks and falls on Liam*
- Patrick and Spongebob are transported to bikini bottom again.*
Spongebob: That was crazy!
Patrick: You're telling me. If I had ears, they'd be bleeding.
Spongebob: Whew! Thank goodness it's over!
Patrick: Ain't it the truth!
- Fred screeches in the background*
Spongebob: Hey, what was that noise coming from?
- Fred appears inside of the pineapple house*
Fred: Hey Spongebob! *shrieks*
Patrick and Spongebob: *screaming*