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Orange: (Sticking Tougne) I taste delicious! (Laughing)

Pear: Would you knock it off, dude? That's disgusting!

Liam the Leprechaun: *appears* Ah-Ha!

Orange: Whoa! Jolly Green Giant! You're back!

Leprechaun: That's right, annoying pile o' pulp, I'm back! And I'm angry!

Orange: Why? Because you have a SHORT temper? (Laughing)

Leprechaun: Listen up, you annoying pile of citrus! You're the most annoying thing i've ever met, and I'm here to teach you a lesson!

Orange: Oooh! Is it a skiing lesson?

Leprechaun: No! Not that kind of lesson!

Orange: Skydiving?

Leprechaun: Sky...no!

Orange: How about juggling?

Leprechaun: NO! Grr! This is the type of lesson where I show you what it's like to be annoying!

Pear: Uh, yeah. Good luck with that.

Leprechaun: Oh my? What's this is me pocket? (searches)

Orange: Ooh, is it a pinwheel?

Leprechaun: No.

Orange: A whistling pinwheel?

Leprechaun: NO! It's not a pinwheel! Where is it.....

Orange: Pot o' gold?

Leprechaun: NO!

Orange: Oh.

Leprechaun: *finds a sparkly pile of dust* Ah-ha! Now Orange with a POWDERY BLAST, you better get ready to meet your match! *blows the dust to Orange and Pear*

Orange: Ooh, sparkly! Hahaha....

  • Orange and Pear are transported to a boxing ring*

Orange: Woah!

Pear: Where are we?

  • Liam appears*

Announcer: And welcome back to the main event, let's go live in-board to the host!

Leprechaun: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! TONIGHT'S THE FIGHT BETWEEN THE TWO MOST ANNOYING THINGS....IN THE WOOOOOOOOOORLD!

Orange: Yay, go Pear!

Pear: Dude, he's not talking about me.

Leprechaun: When the fight is over, only one can stand as the most annoying....in the WOOOOORLD! In the orange corner, hailing from the kitchen, weighing in at 5 ounces, the Caeser of Citrus, the Prince of Puns, the Annoying....OOOOOOOORANGE!

Orange: Thanks for the hand, I don't have any! (laughs)

Leprechaun: And in the blue corner, hailing all the way from Nebraska, weighing in at 120lb, the Sultan of Shrieking, the Overlord of Obnoxious, FRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEDDDD!

  • Fred appears*

Fred Figglehorn: HEY ORANGE! HAHAHA! *shrieks*

Orange: Did someone just put a chipmunk in a blender?

Leprechaun: Alright boys, when the bell rings, I want you to annoy the life outta each other until one of you can't handle it any longer. Okay? OKAY? LET'S GET IT ON!

Fred: *shrieks*

Orange: Wow, your favourite food must be Scream of Wheat. (laughing)

Fred: Hey Orange! YOU LOOK FRUITYYYYYYYYYYY HAHA!

Orange: Well, at least I'm not a vegetable! (laughing)

Fred: Well you know what? Your teeth are so yellow that traffic slows down when you smile! HAHA! *shrieks*

Leprechaun: That was a good one Fred. Suck it Orange!

Orange: Hey! Hey Fred!

Fred: What?

Orange: Are you a dermatologist?

Fred: No, why?

Orange: Because you're really getting under my skin. (laughing)

Pear: Atta boy Orange, give it to him!

Orange: Hey Fred! What's silent but deadly?

Fred: What?

Orange: *farts and laughs*

Pear: That wasn't silent.

Fred: Oh yeah? How 'bout I sing outta tune! LA LALA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LALALA

Orange: I can do that to! Lalalalalalala!

Fred: Wooo! YEAAAAHHHHHH!

Orange: Lala lala la la LA, la la LA! (sticks out tongue and mumbles)

Pear: Uh, guys? *notices the annoying meters smoking*

Leprechaun: Hey now, take it easy you two! THESE ARE SENSITIVE DEVICES!

Orange: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Fred: *shrieks*

Leprechaun: NO! DON'T GIVE IT FULL POWER!

Fred: *shrieks*

Orange: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Pear: Stop!

  • glass ceiling breaks and falls on Liam*

Pear and Orange: Ohhhh!

  • Pear and Orange are transported to the kitchen again.*

Orange: That was crazy!

Pear: You're telling me. If I had ears, they'd be bleeding.

Orange: Whew! Thank goodness it's over!

Pear: Ain't it the truth!

  • Fred screeches in the background*

Orange: Hey, what was that?

  • Fred appears on the counter*

Fred: Hey Orange! *shrieks*

Pear and Orange: *scream in shock*

END

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