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Annoying Orange: Makin' a phone call, makin' a phone call. La la la la la la la. La, la-

Shelly: Day Spa, this is Shelly. How can I help you?

Annoying Orange: Shelly? You mean like an oyster?

Shelly: (Chuckles) Ah, no.

Annoying Orange: Oh, OK.

Shelly: Can I help you?

Annoying Orange: Yeah, I want to get a tan!

Shelly: Ok! Have you tanned with us before?

Annoying Orange: Um, no.

Shelly: Have you tanned before like, at all?

Annoying Orange: Uh Uh.

Shelly: Ok, and how would you dscribe your skin tone?

Annoying Orange: Orange.

Shelly: Sir?

Annoying Orange: Yeah, I'm Orange.

Shelly: Your skin is Orange?

Annoying Orange: Yeah! Really Orange.

Shelly: Ok, so you have been tanning.

Annoying Orange: No.

Shelly: Too much tanning can be really harmful...

Annoying Orange: Uh-uh. I haven't been tanning.

Shelly: Ok, so why is your skin orange?

Annoying Orange: I was born like this.

Shelly: Do you have some kind of skin condition?

Annoying Orange: No. I've got a couple dents, that's about it.

Shelly: You should really Come in for a consultation.

Annoying Orange: Why?

Shelly: Because it could cause damage to your skin like scarring, pigmentation, and peeling.

Annoying Orange: Peeling!?

Shelly: Yeah.

Annoying Orange: Well I don't wanna get peeled! I saw one of my friends get peeled. It wasn't preety.

Shelly: Uhyah!

Annoying Orange: He was baked into a crisp!

Shelly: Uhyah. That's why we have to be careful.

Annoying Orange: Oh, ok.

Shelly: Sir?

Annoying Orange: Hi!

Shelly: Could hold for a minute?

Annoying Orange: Hold what? I don't have any hands! Oh well.

'1 Minute Later...'

Annoying Orange: La la la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaa!

Shelly: Thank you for hold-

Presses button on phone

Shelly: Uh, sir?

Annoying Orange: Oh, Hi!

Shelly: My supervisor, um...thinks you should consult a doctor.

Annoying Orange: About what?

Shelly: Your Skin.

Annoying Orange: Yeah it's orange.

Shelly: Right.

Annoying Orange: Well-

Shelly: Why do you think you need our services?

Annoying Orange: I just wanna look a little more Tan-gerine (Laughs)

Shelly: (Deep Breath)

Annoying Orange: You're not laughing.

Shelly: Ok. I have to go.

Annoying Orange: Where you going? Can I come? Hello? Hellooooo??

END

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