Annoying Orange: (mumbling) I'm bored. Whoa! Who's that? What do you have?
Passion Fruit: Hey! Watch the merchandise, buddy!
Annoying Orange: Whoa!
Passion Fruit: Oh! Hey! How's it goin'?
Annoying Orange: Hey! Uh, uh, I'm an orange.
Passion Fruit:Uh, are you okay?
Annoying Orange: You're beautiful!
Passion Fruit: (laughing) No. I'm just a passion fruit.
Annoying Orange: More like passion cute!
Passion Fruit: Uh, that's passion fruit.
Annoying Orange: I'm an orange!
Passion Fruit:Yeah! I like your peel, dimples are totally adorable!
Grapefruit: I swear to God! You put me down right now or you're gonna see some kung fu mudu!
Passion Fruit: Grapefruit?! Wow! I can't believe you made it!
Annoying Orange: Oh. You know him?
Grapefruit: You know it buddy! (Laughing)
Passion Fruit: It's not like that, we met in the bag on the way over.
Grapefruit: Hey, who's the kumquat?! Is he a friend of yours?
Passion Fruit: We just met. He's been, you know, keeping me company.
Grapefruit: Hey Passion! Do you watch me flex? Check it out! (Flexing)
Passion Fruit: Uh, yeah! You did that earlier.
(Grapefruit Flexes Again)
Annoying Orange: Hey! Is the chubby orange gonna fart?!
Grapefruit: Whoa! Did that twerp just call me chubby?!
Passion Fruit: Uhhhh......
Annoying Orange: Yeah! You really let yourself go! The should call you Chubby McChubby Orange! Because your chubby. (Laughing)
Grapefruit: Hey (bleep)! I'm a (bleep) grapefruit! Do you know what that means?!
Annoying Orange: Whoa! Chubby McChubby's got a potty mouth!
Grapefruit: It means I can kick your (bleep) this way from (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) to (bleep) (bleep) (bleep)
Passion Fruit: Is that really necessary?!
Grapefruit: Hey, Orange! I'm talking to you! How many squats can you do, huh?!
Annoying Orange: What's a squat?
Grapefruit: Exactly! Let me spell it out for you: chicks dig the grapefruit, and that right, baby!
Passion Fruit: Uh, not really!
Grapefruit: Oh, Oh, and you're out of your league! You should go hit on a blueberry or something!
Annoying Orange: "Grapefruit"? More like "Apefruit"! Are you chubby 'cause you ate all the bananas? (laughing)
Grapefruit: Hey! Zip the lip, Onion Dip!
Annoying Orange: I'm not an onion!
Grapefruit: You're right. You're a grape!
Annoying Orange: Nu-uh! No I'm not!
Grapefruit: Then why are you so full of "wine" (whine)? (laughing) Ohh!
Passion Fruit: (to Grapegruit) Shut up! What is wrong with you?! Seriously, you think I care about flexing?! And why are you talking about squats?! You don't even have legs!
Passion Fruit: (to Orange) And you! Who cares if he's a little, you know, round?! All you do is make weird noises and call him fat! How shallow are you?!
Annoying Orange: I'm not shallow, I'm an orange.
Passion Fruit: Wow! What is wrong with me? This happens every time I go out: It's always the jerk and the weirdo. If that's the choices, I'd rather take-
Annoying Orange: Knife?
Passion Fruit: Huh!?
Annoying Orange: Knife...
(Grapefruit screams as Daneboe slices him in half)
Passion Fruit: Oh My God!
Annoying Orange: (as Grapefruit is sliced in half) Grapefruit's beside himself.
Grapefruit: (screaming as Daneboe spreads sugar on one half of him) Do you know how much this hurts?! (continues screaming)
Annoying Orange: Well at least he's not such a sourpuss now! (laughing) Ow!
(Grapefruit screams as Daneboe scoops some of his insides out and then takes him away)
Passion Fruit: That's the most messed up thing I've ever seen!
Annoying Orange: You should have seen Tomato, that was bad.
Passion Fruit: This kitchen is awful. How do you stand it?
Annoying Orange: Oh, it's not so bad, just ask Pear.
Pear: Somebody, please! Kill me now!