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Annoying Orange: Jingle bells! Batman smells! I just crapped my pants! Oh, wait! I'm not wearing pants. (laughter)

Santa Claus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!

Annoying Orange: Who are you?

Santa Claus: Well, I'm Santa Claus!

Annoying Orange: Santa Claus? Is that a fruit or a vegatable?

Santa Claus: Ho ho ho ho ho ho! No, I'm a person.

Annoying Orange: You're kinda red. You could be an Apple.

Santa Claus: No! I bring presents to all the good children on Christmas.

Annoying Orange: Presents?!

Santa Claus: Why, yes!

Annoying Orange: I want $1,000,000,000!

Santa Claus: That's a bit much, don't you think?

Annoying Orange: Nu-uh, I want $1,000,000,000 and a gallon of gas.

Santa Claus: A gallon of gas?

Annoying Orange: Yeah, 'cause I'm running out of JUICE!

Annoying Orange: (Laughing)

Santa Claus: Oh!

Annoying Orange: (Still laughing) Get it? Juice!

Santa Claus: Ho, ho, ho, very funny.

Annoying Orange: I'm an Orange.

Santa Claus: I know.

Annoying Orange: Hey Santa!

Santa Claus: Yes?

Annoying Orange: Santa! Hey!

Santa Claus: What?

Annoying Orange: Can I give you a present?

Santa Claus: Well, I guess.

Annoying Orange: (Burping & Laughing)

Santa Claus: That was very naughty!

Annoying Orange: Hey, hey Santa!

Santa Claus: What?

Annoying Orange: Do you like to go to the beach?

Santa Claus: Well, I guess.

Annoying Orange: Then I'm gonna call you SANDY Claus!

Santa Claus: No, that's not my name.

Annoying Orange: (Laughing) Hey SANDY Claus!

Annoying Orange: Oh, I "slay" (sleigh) me!

Annoying Orange: Hey! Hey Sandy!

Santa Claus: It's SANTA!

Annoying Orange: Hey Sandy!

Santa Claus: It's SANTA!

Annoying Orange: Hey Sandy, hey!

Santa Claus: Ho ho ho, very funny.

Annoying Orange: Hey, you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?

Santa Claus: No!

Annoying Orange: (yelling)

Santa Claus: Please stop.

Annoying Orange: (Continues yelling)

Santa Claus: Stop!

Annoying Orange: (Continues yelling)

Santa Claus: STOP!

Annoying Orange: (Continues yelling)

Santa Claus: Okay.

Annoying Orange: Okay what?

Santa Claus: You know, there are some naughty boys and girls out there but you, you top the list. Who taught you manners? You are not getting anything but coal in your sock this year!

Annoying Orange: Socks? How can I wear socks? I don't even have feet! (starts laughing)

Santa Claus: Ohhhhh.....

(The scene then cuts to a snowy background with Orange on the left on the top reading "Happy Holidays! Created by Daneboe". A rock band version of Deck the Halls is playing. Orange and Santa Claus are talking in the background.)

Annoying Orange: Hey, hey Sandy!

Santa Claus: What?!?!

Annoying Orange: Can you move over a little? You're giving me CLAUStrophobia!

Santa Claus: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

Annoying Orange: Get it? CLAUStrophobia?

Santa Claus: Yes. Yes, I get it!

Annoying Orange: (Laughing) You're an Apple!

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